"You won't find a better one on the market. End of an era you see, Sir. The company went bust during the crash. But no one else does anything anywhere near this sort of quality. Never again will you see such a thing. There are probably only eighty or so left in the whole world. Truly, it is a fridge fit for a king. Zinc you see. Easy to clean, doesn't stain, and the copper detail in the logo and the handle just finishes it off beautifully. Are you tempted, Sir? It is a bargain price."
"Don't fink so."
"May I ask why?"
"Nuffink in particular mate. Just doesn't cut the mustard."